Selasa, 26 Januari 2010

Humoria


Ae.. smuwa dari pada kalian bengong,BT,atow gagh Mood skaligus,atow mungkin kmu lgy sedih waw.. stop2 ajjah deh yaach mungkin aq bsa cdikit hibur qmoe,emm.. mending baca2 cerita Humor ajjah gemanah??.. asyik khan,maw taw' critanya??emm.. yaw uddah simak crita humor berikut nie zyach..:>>(moga kmoe cmuah terhibur)


Benda apa yang selalu berputar tapi dia ga’ pernah bingung……????Yach jarum jam lah.
Matahari apa yg hawanya sejuk bgt,alias gagh panas???”Matahari” Departermen store…???
Hewan apa yg tugasnya mrawat balita balita??? Yach Baby Suster law..
Jam apa yang patut dikasihani?jamda..jamda.. tua dan anak yatim..hehee
Knapa klo kita turun dari bus musti kakinya duluan??ya iyalah klo kepalanya duluan nyungsep tuch namanya wkwkwk

 Menu hari ini:Teh dingin 4500,Teh panas 2500.joni pun memesan Teh panas dan meminumnya seperti singa haus.krn heran pelayan pun bertanya.
Pelayan :”Mas..Mas.. kogh minumnya sperti itu sich?
Joni :”Nanti klo udah dingin harganya pasti lbih mahal’aa…”
Pelayan :?????????
 Ujang pulang kampung membawa Hp canggih.saat ujang mandi hp nya bunyi
Ujang :”Dik,Tolong jawab.Pencet tombol yang ijo.”
Adik :”Hallo..hallo.. kogh gagh bunyi,kak?”
Ujang :”Mungkin kamu terbalik.”
Adik :Ohh..”Loha..Loha..!!!”
 Pada suatu hari di sebuah desa ada 2 orang anak bertemu di jalan dan ngobrol.
Anak 1 :”hey.Kok’ kamu bawa monyet?”
Anak 2 :”Siapa yang bawa monyet?Aq bawa kambing.”
Anak 1 :”Aq gagh Tanya kamu,tpy aq nanya kambing kogh.”
 Aku pahlawan kecil yang gagah berani.Bila belanda datang aq serang.bila Belanda nyerang, aku bilang “Idih.. beraninya sama Anak kecil…”
 Jakarta kota metropolitan,,Yogjakarta kota perjuangan,,Surakarta kota bengawan,,Surabaya kota Pahlawan Yang baca kok’ Orang utan???!!!(ohh Dasar yg nulis pancen Edan..!!!)[hwaddoh.. orang cuman b’canda aza kugh,lgy pula mana ada orang edan bsa nulis Webblog,,hii aneh dweh]
 KaLow ada sumur di ladang,Bolehkan kita menumpang mandi ”asalkan ada air”,,!Kalow piara’an monyet anda hilang,dia sedang baca tulisannya ini???(Dienk!!Cuapee deehh..)
*heheheee piiisss…piiisss..piiiss.. b’canda aza kugh..*
 Waktu pelajaran Biologi berlangsung,kemudian ada seorang murid bertanya kepada Bu guru:
Murid :”Bu,knapa jagung yang saya tanam tidak tumbuh juga?”
Bu Guru :”Lho,Memangnya kamu menanam jagung jenis apa?”
Murid :”Jagung godok,sama Jagung Bakar,Bu???”
Bu guru :Ya’ellah,,pantesan ajjah..@#$%??!!
(^_^) Bercakap-cakap versi gue:
 Apa bahasa cinanya Kepleset?
* Licintong
 Pohon apa yg adanya di waktu Lebaran?
* Pohon maaf Lahir Dan batin *_*
 Jam apa yg bsa di mkan?
* Jambu..
 Bus apa yg bisanya di pke 1 orang ajjah?
* Busana lah..
 Apa bahasa cinanya kesepian?
* Zun yi Zen nyap @_@hehehee
 Keris apa yg malamnya tidur dan paginya olahraga?
* KerisJohn ^_^
 Liat ke atas Turun ke Bawah,apa namanya?
* Genting Rumah,Bocor
 Jam apa yg puaaanjang?
* Jambatan lah..
 Onta appah yg tinggal di dasar laut?
* Onta tenggelam
 Ikan apa yg badannya Bolong?
* i…KanTong ku Jebol -_-hikz..
 Orang apa yg klo tiap dia jln kakinya ada 3?
* Nenek** bawa Tongkat

 Wibawa
Hasil survey membuktikan bawa 99% cewek milih cowok krn wibawa,wi..bawa mobil,wi..bawa handphone,wi..bawa duit,wi..bawa biodyguard..heheheh^_^(tapy yaw gak semua sih)

Gemanah...gemanah??? Luchu gagh sieh..,bwt cmuwah makacieh zyach bwt eang uddah bca blogger aq,n bwt kmoe2 kanca muda qmue bleh jujgea kugh usul2 atow bagi2 cerita Humor Laennyah atow mungkin maw Curcol gettuh ke aq,,Ciiee..^_^ boleh2 azach kugh.jgn lpa kcih koment_nyah ea.. thank u 4 all :)

Minggu, 24 Januari 2010

Bretney Spears_Born To Make You Happy Lyrics

Born To Make You Happy
I'm sitting here alone up in my room
And thinking about the times that weve been through
(oh my love)
Im looking at a picture in my hand

Trying my best to understand
I really want to know what we did wrong
With a love that felt so strong

If only you were here tonight
I know we can make it right

I dont know how to live without your love
I was born to make you happy
Cause your the only thing within my heart
I was born to make you happy
Always and forever you and me
Thats the way our life should be i dont know how to live without your
love
I was born to make you happy

I know ive been a fool since youve been gone
I'd better give it up and carry on (oh my love)
Cause living in a dream of you and me
Is not the way my life should be

I dont want to cry a tear for you
So forgive me if i do
If only you were here tonight
I know that we can make it right

I dont know how to live without your love
I was born to make you happy
Cause your the only thing within my heart
I was born to make you happy
Always and forever you and me
Thats the way our life should be i dont know how to live without your
love
I was born to make you happy

I'd do anything, id give you my world
I'd wait forever, to be your girl
Just call out my name
And i will be there
Just to show you how much i care

I dont know how to live without your love
I was born to make you happy
Cause your the only thing within my heart
I was born to make you happy
Always and forever you and me


Thats the way our life should be i dont know how to live without your
love
I was born to make you happy

I dont know how to live without your love
I was born to make you happy
Cause your the only thing within my heart
I was born to make you happy
Always and forever you and me
Thats the way our life should be i dont know how to live without your
love
I was born to make you happy

Celine dion “It's All Coming Back To Me” Lyrics

Celine dion “It's All Coming Back To Me”
There were nights when the wind was so cold that my body froze in bed if I just listened to it right outside the window
There were days when the sun was so cruel and all the tears turned to dust and I just knew my eyes were drying up forever
I finished crying in the instant that you left and I can't remember where or when or how and I banished every memory you and I had ever made
But when you touch me like this and you hold me like that I just have to admit that it's all coming back to me when I touch you like this and I hold you like that it's so hard to believe but it's all coming back to me
It's all coming back it's all coming back to me now

(bridge)

there were moments so cold and there were flashes of light there were things I'd never do again but then they'd always seemed right
there were nights of endless pleasure it was more than any lasting love baby baby
If I kiss you like this and if you whipser like that it was lost long ago but it's all coming back to me if you want me like this and if you need me like that it was dead long ago but it's all coming back to me it's so hard to resist and it's all coming back to me I can barely recall but it's all coming back to me nooooowwwwwwww.
But you were history with the slamming of the door and I made myself so strong again somehow and I never wasted any of my time on you since then
But if I touch you like this and if you kiss me like that it was so long ago but it's all coming back to me
If you touch me like this and if I kiss you like that it was gone with the wind but it's all coming back to me
It's all coming back it's all coming back to me now

(repeat bridge)

baby baby baby when you touch me like this and when you hold me like that it was gone with the wind but it's all coming back to me
When you see me like this and when I see you like that then we see what we want to see all coming back to me the flesh and the fantasies all coming back to me I can barely recall but it's all coming back to me nooooowwwwww
If you forgive me all this if I forgive you all that we forgive and forget that it's all coming back to me now
(It's all coming back to me now)
When I touch you like that
(It's all coming back to me now)
And if you do it like this
(It's all coming back to me now)
And if we.........

Rihana_Baby One More Time Lyrics

RIHANA ...Baby One More Time
Oh babe babe, how was I supposed to know
that somethin wasn't right here
oh babe babe, i shouldn't have let you go
and now you're out of sight yeah
show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now, oh because

My loneliness is killin me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
when I'm not with you I lose my mind
give me a sign, hit me baby one more time

Oh babe babe, the reason I breathe is you
boy you've got me blinded
oh pretty babe, there's nothing that I wouldn't do
that's not the way I planned it

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now, oh because

My loneliness is killin me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
when I'm not with you I lose my mind
give me a sign, hit me baby one more time

Oh babe babe, how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty babe, I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess that my loneliness
is killin me now
don't you know I still believe
that you will be here
and give me a sign, hit me baby one more time

My loneliness is killin me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
when I'm not with you I lose my mind
give me a sign, hit me baby one more time

I must confess that my loneliness
(My loneliness is killin me)
is killin me now
(I must confess I still believe)
don't you know I still believe
(when I'm not with you I lose my mind)
that you will be here
and give me a sign, hit me baby one more time

Akon_Right Now Lyrics

AKON_RIGHT NOW LYRICS
It's been so long
That I haven't seen your face
I'm tryna be strong
But the strength I have is washing away

It wont be long
Before I get you by my side
And just hold you, tease you, squeeze you
Tell you what's been on my mind

I wanna make up right now, na na
I wanna make up right now, na na
Wish we never broke up right now, na na
We need to link up right now, na na

I wanna make up right now, na na
I wanna make up right now, na na
Wish we never broke up right now, na na
We need to link up right now, na na

Girl I know mistakes were made between us two
And we show our eyes that night
Even said somethings weren't true
Why'd you go and haven't seen my girl since then
Why can't it be the way it was?
Cos you were my homie, lover and friend

I wanna make up right now, na na
I wanna make up right now, na na
Wish we never broke up right now, na na
We need to link up right now, na na

I wanna make up right now, na na
I wanna make up right now, na na
Wish we never broke up right now, na na
We need to link up right now, na na

I can't lie
I miss you much
Watching everyday that goes by
I miss you much
Until I get you back I'm gonna try
Yes I miss you much
You are the apple of my eye
Girl I miss you much

I miss you much
I can't lie
I miss you much
Watching everyday that goes by
I miss you much
Until I get you back I'm gonna try
Yes I miss you much
You are the apple of my eye
Girl I miss you much
I miss you much

I wanna make up right now, na na
I wanna make up right now, na na
Wish we never broke up right now, na na
We need to link up right now, na na

I wanna make up right now, na na
I wanna make up right now, na na
Wish we never broke up right now, na na
We need to link up right now, na na

I want you to fly with me
Want you to fly
I miss how you lie with me
Miss how you lie
Just wish you could dine with me
Wish you could dine



One that would grind with me
One that would grind with me
I want you to fly with me
Want you to fly
I miss how you lie with me
Miss how you lie
Just wish you could dine with me
Wish you could dine
One that would grind with me
One that would grind

I wanna make up right now, na na
I wanna make up right now, na na
Wish we never broke up right now, na na
We need to link up right now, na na

I wanna make up right now, na na
I wanna make up right now, na na
Wish we never broke up right now, na na
We need to link up right now, na na

Shades Apart_Stranged By The Day Lyrics

SHAD ES APART “STRANGED BY THE DAY”
Snow is falling from the sky - in the middle of July
Sun was shining in my eyes again last night
Alarm goes off without a sound - the silence is so loud
Something isn't right

Footsteps echo down the hall - no one's there at all
Dial your number but your voice says "I'm not home"
Everything is inside out - I don't know what it's about

It keeps getting stranger by the day
Stranger by the day
It keeps getting stranger by the day
Stranger by the day

Going for a walk outside - to see what I can find
No reflections in the windows I pass by
It feels hotter in the shade - water runs up from the drain
Something's going on

Conversations with a mime - stared at by the blind
Imagination must be working overtime
The world is upside down - everything is turned around

It keeps getting stranger by the day
Stranger by the day
It keeps getting stranger by the day
Stranger by the day, yeah

By the time I reach your door - I can't take anymore
I just happened to be in your neigh borhood
I'm the one who gets surprised - I don't believe my eyes
Your alibi's no good

Whatever happened to the world
Whatever happened to the girl I thought I knew
It just can't be true - I guess I'm losing you

Stranger by the day
Stranger by the day
It keeps getting stranger by the day
Stranger by the day

Oohhh...stranger by the day...

Toni Braxton_Un-Break my Heart Lyrics

TONI BRAXTON LYRICS "UN-BREAK MY HEART"
Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out in the rain
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
I need your arms to hold me now
The nights are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held you beside me

Un-break my heart
Say you'll love me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart
My heart

Take back that sad word good-bye
Bring back the joy to my life
Don't leave me here with these tears
Come and kiss this pain away
I can't forget the day you left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without you here beside me

Un-break my heart
Say you'll love me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart
My heart

Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out in the rain
Bring back the nights when I held you beside me

Un-break my heart
Say you'll love me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked out of my life
Un-cry this tears
I cried so many, many nights
Un-break my

Un-break my heart oh baby
Come back and say you love me
Un-break my heart
Sweet darlin'
Without you I just can't go on
Can't go on....

Richard Mark_Rigt Here Wait Lyrics

RICHARD MARK "RIGHT HERE WAIT"

Oceans apart day after day
And the slowly go insane
I hear your voice on the line
But in does’t stop the pain
If I see you next to never
How we can say forever
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my hear breaks
I will be right here waiting for you

I took for granted,all the times
That I though would last somehow
I hear the laughter,I taste the tears
But I can’t get near you now

Oh,can’t you see it baby
You’ve got me go in’ crazy

Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be rigt here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my hear breaks
I will be right here waiting for you

I wonder ow we can survive
This romance
But in the end if I’m wiht you
I’ll take the chance

Oh,can’t you see it baby
You’ve got me go in’ crazy

Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my hear breaks
I will be right here waiting for you